I hate bees. I also hate anything that could possibly sting me. It’s not just a hate, but a fear. For example, Stunning once called me and said, “There’s a wasp in the apartment.” As a good husband, my first thought should have been, “I wish I was there to save you and kill the wasp heroically and save you from any chance of being stung.” Instead my first thought was, “Thanks GOD I am not there right now.” She killed the wasp before I got home using hairspray.
Anyway, the other day I took some picture of blue bonnets here in Texas and a bee flew right toward me. I’m happy to report, I overcame my fear for the sake of a photograph. Take a look:
I didn’t even get stung. I do however hope that the bee pictured here flew into a car traveling at a high rate of speed and is now dead.
4 comments:
I love it how women think you can kill a bug with any aerosol.
April 15, 2010 at 5:56 AMhaha
April 17, 2010 at 9:16 PMThat's a good question. She used really expensive hairspray too. The wasp looked glamorous in death.
it killed him though, didn't it now? I just ran out of hairspray way too quickly...
April 18, 2010 at 6:05 AMDon't share too many of these manly phobias on the internet. I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about you.
April 21, 2010 at 7:35 AMPost a Comment