You need to take 5 minutes to watch this video. Seriously, I am not joking, you have to watch it…
A few things I’d like to review:
- What the hell?!?
- At 20 seconds, the mom tells the child, “If there’s any monkey business, I’ll have to leave.” Ummm… what monkey business would that be??
- How awkward is it to see a giant child at the momma’s nip?
- If her sister likes it so much, why did she stop feeding at the age of five?
- When Junior is able to verbalize… or come close to verbalize… or be within a couple years of verbalizing his breastfeeding experience… he will not be breastfeeding
- Amazing Line: “Better than anything in the world, better than a mango even.”
- Even More Amazing Line: “I’d rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons.”
- Pretty Amazing Line: “They don’t like it when I put a bra on, they think I’m trapping the breast.”
- I’m sorry lady, but if your kids have been at the breast for over 10 years… I’m pretty certain you *do* have long nipples. I’d wager they’re gigantically long.
- I’m glad they won’t be allowed to breastfeed when they get married, but my guess is that it’s going to be a challenge to find someone to marry when you try to rationalize sucking your momma’s boobs for so long…
- Anyone surprised that they pray to the earth and sun? I’m not.
- The husband says, “If my mother could see us now…” Dude… I’m guessing if your mother saw what was going on in your house, she’d slap you. It wouldn’t be a normal slap though, it’d be a really hard slap and maybe a double slap.
- I have no current plans to taste my wife’s breast milk.
8 comments:
Okay I don't have sound, but the sight of a kid that old burrowing into her mom's boob...DISTURBING.
March 18, 2010 at 6:00 AMAfter watching for 30 seconds, I was going to write an intelligent and meaningful comment but after another 30 seconds I am so disturbed that I cannot form the thoughts to begin that sentence. This is very disturbing.
March 18, 2010 at 6:34 AMI've seen this before and couldn't bring myself to watch again. SO. WRONG!
March 18, 2010 at 6:42 AMAlso, I defy you not to think of this video now whenever you hear about or eat mangoes and melons. I giggle every time.
Should be interesting with the girls start to date...Very Bizarre!!
March 18, 2010 at 8:04 AMThis is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. EVER SEEN. GROSS. And I agree with your assessment - they will never get married.
March 18, 2010 at 5:14 PMI hope you didn't mind me reposting this..I was just..well I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about this video other than utterly disturbed.
March 20, 2010 at 9:12 AMMy husband, who normally enjoys reading my blog, got a little more than he bargained for this time. He was not one bit surprised that they pray to the sun & earth. In fact as he was watching the video he would say "oh gross, that's sick, ect." Then they started praying & he said " Ohhhhh they're like hippie extremists or something, now it makes sense."
LOL thank you for "providing" some entertainment.
I'm glad everyone was as impressed as I was with this video. Sometimes it would be nice to discuss with Jack what he needs to do, but again... if I could talk to him about it... he wouldn't be at the boob.
March 21, 2010 at 2:05 PMToo disturbing for me. I had to turn it off. I enjoyed your comments though. The mango line was particularly awesome
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