Extraordinary Breastfeeding

You need to take 5 minutes to watch this video.  Seriously, I am not joking, you have to watch it…

A few things I’d like to review:

  1. What the hell?!? 
  2. At 20 seconds, the mom tells the child, “If there’s any monkey business, I’ll have to leave.”  Ummm… what monkey business would that be??
  3. How awkward is it to see a giant child at the momma’s nip?
  4. If her sister likes it so much, why did she stop feeding at the age of five?
  5. When Junior is able to verbalize… or come close to verbalize… or be within a couple years of verbalizing his breastfeeding experience… he will not be breastfeeding
  6. Amazing Line: “Better than anything in the world, better than a mango even.”
  7. Even More Amazing Line: “I’d rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons.”
  8. Pretty Amazing Line: “They don’t like it when I put a bra on, they think I’m trapping the breast.”
  9. I’m sorry lady, but if your kids have been at the breast for over 10 years… I’m pretty certain you *do* have long nipples.  I’d wager they’re gigantically long. 
  10. I’m glad they won’t be allowed to breastfeed when they get married, but my guess is that it’s going to be a challenge to find someone to marry when you try to rationalize sucking your momma’s boobs for so long…
  11. Anyone surprised that they pray to the earth and sun?  I’m not.
  12. The husband says, “If my mother could see us now…”  Dude…  I’m guessing if your mother saw what was going on in your house, she’d slap you.  It wouldn’t be a normal slap though, it’d be a really hard slap and maybe a double slap.
  13. I have no current plans to taste my wife’s breast milk.


Anonymous said...

Okay I don't have sound, but the sight of a kid that old burrowing into her mom's boob...DISTURBING.

March 18, 2010 at 6:00 AM  
Unknown said...

After watching for 30 seconds, I was going to write an intelligent and meaningful comment but after another 30 seconds I am so disturbed that I cannot form the thoughts to begin that sentence. This is very disturbing.

March 18, 2010 at 6:34 AM  
Anonymous said...

I've seen this before and couldn't bring myself to watch again. SO. WRONG!

Also, I defy you not to think of this video now whenever you hear about or eat mangoes and melons. I giggle every time.

March 18, 2010 at 6:42 AM  

Should be interesting with the girls start to date...Very Bizarre!!

March 18, 2010 at 8:04 AM  
Chelsea said...

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. EVER SEEN. GROSS. And I agree with your assessment - they will never get married.

March 18, 2010 at 5:14 PM  
Pippy said...

I hope you didn't mind me reposting this..I was just..well I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about this video other than utterly disturbed.

My husband, who normally enjoys reading my blog, got a little more than he bargained for this time. He was not one bit surprised that they pray to the sun & earth. In fact as he was watching the video he would say "oh gross, that's sick, ect." Then they started praying & he said " Ohhhhh they're like hippie extremists or something, now it makes sense."

LOL thank you for "providing" some entertainment.

March 20, 2010 at 9:12 AM  
Unknown said...

I'm glad everyone was as impressed as I was with this video. Sometimes it would be nice to discuss with Jack what he needs to do, but again... if I could talk to him about it... he wouldn't be at the boob.

March 21, 2010 at 2:05 PM  

Too disturbing for me. I had to turn it off. I enjoyed your comments though. The mango line was particularly awesome

March 22, 2010 at 11:52 AM